I try to use this blog to document the adventures I encounter during my journey through family life. I often use sarcasm and humour to try to capture my daily struggles but this post may slightly be lacking these quality today as this is a hard but necessary post for me to write. Me and... Continue Reading →
The Weaning Game
Guess what, we’ve started weaning And it’s really kind of gross Violets she’s started eating And she likes the mess the most Smushy faced Banana and Purée in hair She’s got it up her sleeves but she really doesn’t care She smiles with delight as she tries to take a slurp From her... Continue Reading →
21 days and counting…
Violet is nearly 6 months old, Echo’s still a twat and Jack still continues to flit between pissing me off and making me laugh on a daily basis. We’re twenty ones days in and I feel like it’s flying. Mainly because this is the year I return to work and don’t want it to... Continue Reading →
Another Bloomin’ Christmas and a Crappy New Year 🎉
Well... we’ve been getting ready for months, £££’s galore on gifts and a sh*t ton of wrapping paper, more bows than we know what to do with and it’s all over in hours in a couple of days. This was Violet’s first Christmas and I wanted it to be perfect! I always want Christmas to... Continue Reading →
03.12.2016
This post was meant for earlier this month, however I now have a teething 20 week old baby who doesn’t like it when I sit down to write and ignore her, apparently she thinks it’s ‘bad parenting’ or whatever, so it’s a bit late! So, a year ago this month, on the 3rd of December,... Continue Reading →
Jack’s week off..
Last weeks was Jacks week off, A week off from what, I am not sure. I imagine as Jack sat at his desk, day dreaming about his week off, he would think to him self, ‘I can turn my alarm off, I can lie in, I can chill out, I can play on my PS4... Continue Reading →
Halloween 🎃
If you go up into the woods today You’re in for a nasty surprise, Ghost and Ghouls and Goblins too And creatures without any eyes You’ll see the Vampires bats lined up on all the branches and trees And witches gathered around cackling over their afternoon teas For this is the time of... Continue Reading →
Doesn’t time fly when you’re constantly knackered?
Today our beautiful little squishy is 3 months old! 3 months... 13 weeks 91 days 2184 hours of which I’ve slept about 10. I remember being told while I was pregnant that the first 3 months after baby’s born are going to be the hardest and it was the only thing that kept me going... Continue Reading →
Autumn 🍂
Autumn, the years last, loveliest smile. - William Cullen Bryant . . So it seems like it was five minutes ago that it was a beautiful July Sunday and I was at my baby shower with my closest family and friends, Grumpily and rather uncomfortably awaiting the arrival of Baby V. Now all of a... Continue Reading →